1 00:00:00,517 --> 00:00:02,795 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,521 Hey Rachel, what do you think about this shirt? 3 00:00:04,935 --> 00:00:08,146 Ooh, it's incredibly revealing so yeah, I'm into it. 4 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,079 You are such a 5 00:00:10,286 --> 00:00:12,909 - ya I will reserve my comments, okay. - Mm. 6 00:00:12,943 --> 00:00:14,773 What about this one? A little more classy? 7 00:00:14,807 --> 00:00:17,224 - You mean corny. - And bought. 8 00:00:17,258 --> 00:00:18,501 [Audience laughter] 9 00:00:18,535 --> 00:00:20,192 So what, it's gonna be here like next week? 10 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,022 Please! It'll be here in a couple hours. 11 00:00:22,056 --> 00:00:23,816 Welcome to the Jetson's era. 12 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:25,508 Well what if it doesn't fit? 13 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:26,854 I'll send it back for free. 14 00:00:26,888 --> 00:00:29,132 [Sighs] Oh I hate the future. 15 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,685 Or is it the present? 16 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,412 Well whatever day and age we're living in, you loose the social experience 17 00:00:33,447 --> 00:00:36,312 of just going to the mall with your sister. Having a 18 00:00:36,346 --> 00:00:38,969 Pretty Woman montage as you try stuff on. 19 00:00:39,004 --> 00:00:42,180 Aren't we having a social experience right now in this kitchen? 20 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:45,838 Mm. This kitchen needs to experience a future makeover right now. 21 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:48,462 I heard that Gabrielle non-Union. 22 00:00:48,496 --> 00:00:51,016 Now listen, my kitchen may need a makeover, 23 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,225 but your kitchen could use some dark and lovely. 24 00:00:53,260 --> 00:00:54,606 [Audience laughter] 25 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,505 Alright. I'm gonna let that one slide, Andre 3000 pounds. 26 00:00:58,230 --> 00:01:01,130 Now what's your take on Lisa's new online shopping kick? 27 00:01:01,164 --> 00:01:03,994 I don't know. It depends. Money comin' out of my pocket or hers? 28 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:05,651 You gonna let him get away with that? 29 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:06,721 Oh please, don't listen to him. 30 00:01:06,756 --> 00:01:09,724 - He's lucky I let him keep his wallet. - Oh. 31 00:01:09,759 --> 00:01:12,072 Hey, what happened to the money that was inside? 32 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:14,971 You will get your allowance on Friday, okay? 33 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:17,663 And I might even buy you some new slippers. 34 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:21,978 Ha. Cause his talons clawed through the last ones. [Laughter] 35 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:24,636 Speakin' of birds, why you keep lettin' this bald eagle in my house? 36 00:01:24,670 --> 00:01:26,431 [Audience laughter] 37 00:01:26,465 --> 00:01:29,261 Now look, you can keep me off your little shopping list, okay? 38 00:01:29,537 --> 00:01:31,884 I don't really trust that online shopping. Especially them drones. 39 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:33,921 Pretty soon they're gonna be delivery drones 40 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:35,336 zippin' through the air past each other. 41 00:01:35,371 --> 00:01:37,752 Mm. And dependin' on what neighborhood you in, they 42 00:01:37,787 --> 00:01:39,892 could get shot out the sky. 43 00:01:39,927 --> 00:01:42,067 Well what happens if they shoot down your package of razors? 44 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,207 How you gonna shave your mustache? 45 00:01:44,242 --> 00:01:47,141 Wit your widow's peak. That's how I'm gonna shave. 46 00:01:47,176 --> 00:01:50,248 - You wish you could grow a mustache like mine. -Woaw. 47 00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:52,560 - You are so jealous of the hair I grow. - Um, is this a bad time? 48 00:01:52,595 --> 00:01:55,460 Just a typical morning in the Stallworth House. 49 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:57,047 - [Laughter] Good morning. - Hi. 50 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:59,084 Okay, so what are you guys doing tonight? 51 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,706 - Oh. I'm gonna see this bad... - Not much. Probably... 52 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,777 - chick. We goin' to a movie. - just chill in the man cave watchin' the TV. 53 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:04,503 Oh okay, never mind all that. [Overlapping chatter] 54 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:08,404 - I have news. I'm dressed like this if you're wondering... - Mm hm. 55 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:10,060 cause I'm seeing my new love Maxwell, 56 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:11,752 and I would love for you to meet him tonight. 57 00:02:11,786 --> 00:02:14,064 Cool! You have concert tickets and backstage passes? 58 00:02:14,099 --> 00:02:15,376 Cause I don't do them nosebleed seats. 59 00:02:15,411 --> 00:02:17,516 Oh no, no. Not that Maxwell. 60 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,863 Although he does know a woman's worth. 61 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:22,521 I'm talking about the new man I've been dating. 62 00:02:22,556 --> 00:02:24,730 - Sounds amazing...we would love to! - Yeah? 63 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:27,077 - Oh good. - Nah, you can count me out. 64 00:02:27,112 --> 00:02:29,459 No Tony, you're gonna love him. 65 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:32,945 He's a sports agent, and he's taking us to a country club 66 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,809 where he's an exclusive member. 67 00:02:34,844 --> 00:02:37,364 Did I mention, he'll be paying for dinner. 68 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:39,676 Oh okay, well in that case, count us in. 69 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:41,230 Next time I'll treat. 70 00:02:41,264 --> 00:02:44,819 No, no, no. Last time you treated we had to split a liquor store pickle. 71 00:02:44,854 --> 00:02:45,613 [Audience laughter] 72 00:02:45,648 --> 00:02:46,856 That was one time. 73 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:47,753 [Theme Music] 74 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:49,755 ♪ Woke up and my wife said to me ♪ 75 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,999 ♪ The bill collector's want their fees ♪ 76 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,312 ♪ Kids keep talkin' back to me ♪ 77 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:56,003 ♪ Family Time 78 00:02:56,037 --> 00:02:59,593 ♪ Family Time. Family Time. Family Time ♪ 79 00:02:59,627 --> 00:03:01,560 ♪ Oah ho ho hoa yeah 80 00:03:01,595 --> 00:03:04,391 [Instrumental Music] 81 00:03:04,425 --> 00:03:06,151 [Laughter] 82 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,187 Brother, brother. 83 00:03:07,221 --> 00:03:09,396 Whew! That was the best dinner... 84 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,260 I've had since I don't know, maybe ever. 85 00:03:11,294 --> 00:03:12,813 And a that Jay Z concert 86 00:03:12,847 --> 00:03:13,641 was off the hook. 87 00:03:13,676 --> 00:03:14,746 How come you didn't tell us you 88 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:15,954 was takin' us to see Jay Z? 89 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:18,301 [Laughter] Well it wouldn't exactly be a secret show, 90 00:03:18,336 --> 00:03:19,785 if I started blabbin' about it. 91 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:21,201 - That's true. - Well how did you hear about it? 92 00:03:21,235 --> 00:03:24,204 Well you know, being a sports agent has its perks. 93 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:25,998 Wait till you guys hear Maxwell sing. 94 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:27,276 Now weh you sing too, brother? 95 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:29,312 [Laughter] 96 00:03:29,347 --> 00:03:31,763 Oh no, no, no, no. I'm talkin' about the other Maxwell. 97 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:33,903 - Oah. - Yeah see, I have box seats to 98 00:03:33,937 --> 00:03:35,905 see him sing at the bowl on Friday. 99 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:37,734 - Nice. - Oah, sounds like we're 100 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:38,770 gonna do a little 101 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:40,565 - somethin' somethin' - Mm somethin' somethin' 102 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:43,119 [Laughter] You hear that, Cheryl? You 103 00:03:43,153 --> 00:03:45,777 know what? At this point I'm not even surprised by surprises. 104 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:48,987 I mean everyday it's a new concert or event or 105 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,713 amazing new place to bike ride. 106 00:03:50,747 --> 00:03:53,992 Oh that reminds me, we are going bike riding tomorrow morning 107 00:03:54,026 --> 00:03:56,512 on the beach. I discovered a new bike trail 108 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:57,927 takes you right to the ocean. 109 00:03:57,961 --> 00:04:00,792 Oh wow. It's so late. I'll be... 110 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:03,277 - exhausted tomorrow morning. - Oah. 111 00:04:03,312 --> 00:04:06,280 Completely understandable. Lisa? Tony? 112 00:04:06,315 --> 00:04:07,523 Either of you want to join? 113 00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:10,526 Oh no. You know, I, I'm gonna take a rain check because 114 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,562 I'm, I'm just lookin' forward to sleepin' in. 115 00:04:12,597 --> 00:04:14,357 - Mm hm. - I'm down to take a bike ride, my brother. 116 00:04:14,392 --> 00:04:17,015 Na aah! Great. That settles it. 117 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:18,568 - Yes za. - A, may I use your restroom? 118 00:04:18,603 --> 00:04:21,191 - Oh yeah. Right down the hall...Yeah. - Bam. 119 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:24,402 - Oah, wow Tony. A bike ride? - Ooh. 120 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:25,610 Yeah, so? 121 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:27,646 Yeah, so the last time we rode bikes 122 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:31,719 - you were complainin' about how the seat flared up hem - [Clears throat] 123 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:34,135 Look, I'm just sayin' I wanted to try somethin' new. 124 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,793 Okay, okay, so what do we think? He's great, right? 125 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:38,208 He is amazing! 126 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:40,245 Okay, [Indistinct]. He's a keeper. 127 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,212 - Oah. - Plus he's a sports agent. 128 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:43,559 I know he gets tickets to everything. 129 00:04:43,593 --> 00:04:45,250 Okay, Cheryl's dating him, honey. 130 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:48,564 And don't try and steal him away from me on your bike ride, Tony. 131 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:50,945 Lisa, ah heh, where did you get those lemongrass 132 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,465 organic soy candles? They smell great! 133 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,502 Thank you Maxwell. I bought them online. 134 00:04:55,536 --> 00:04:57,711 Babe, you need to calm down with that online shopping. 135 00:04:57,745 --> 00:04:59,782 - I'm sayin' - Aff, I love online shopping. 136 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:02,647 Yeah. I can't wait for those drones to start doing at home deliveries. 137 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:04,649 Love me some drones. [Laughter] 138 00:05:04,683 --> 00:05:06,823 I was about to get me some of them sugar-free candles myself, but 139 00:05:06,858 --> 00:05:08,515 Lisa beat me to it. She just boom, boom, boom, boom. 140 00:05:08,549 --> 00:05:10,896 [Lisa laughs] She quick on the draw. 141 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:13,071 [Instrumental music] 142 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:14,762 And that's why I don't shave. 143 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:16,316 [Door closes] 144 00:05:16,626 --> 00:05:17,765 Man, is it Christmas? 145 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,698 I just ordered a few things online. 146 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:22,563 A few? Lisa, you tryin' to make us go broke? 147 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:23,978 I already got an empty wallet. 148 00:05:24,013 --> 00:05:26,291 Well I'm actually trying to save us money. 149 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,190 For example, an online site had a sale on pillows 150 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,159 and it was actually cheaper per pillow to buy 6 151 00:05:32,193 --> 00:05:33,574 instead of just 2. 152 00:05:33,609 --> 00:05:35,921 Okay, can you stop throwin' money away on throw pillows? 153 00:05:35,956 --> 00:05:37,647 [Audience laughter] I thought they looked nice. 154 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:39,615 And, got you a few ties. 155 00:05:39,649 --> 00:05:42,618 - Oh alright. - Oh and some sneakers! 156 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:45,414 Lisa, these are not my size. These are way too big. 157 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:48,382 - Well, well Donnie, I got you some new sneakers. - [Gasps] 158 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,108 Thanks, Lisa! 159 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,248 Oah. Yo, I'll make 'em fit. 160 00:05:52,282 --> 00:05:54,215 Every size is Donnie size. 161 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,942 Even if I had to crunch my toes into a foot fist. 162 00:05:56,977 --> 00:05:58,530 Well Lisa, you've been in your pajamas all day? 163 00:05:58,565 --> 00:06:01,015 - I thought you were going grocery shopping. - I did. 164 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:02,396 [Doorbell rings] Oah! 165 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:03,984 There it is. 166 00:06:04,018 --> 00:06:06,331 Doo duh doo duh doo duh doo. 167 00:06:06,918 --> 00:06:09,679 Hi. Thank you. 168 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,405 Oah. 169 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,580 What? 170 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:15,823 Was that Kiefer Sutherland? 171 00:06:15,858 --> 00:06:17,929 [Rambling] Why ain't you tip the brother? 172 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,758 I did it online, Tony. 173 00:06:19,793 --> 00:06:23,003 This is the future, honey. Your groceries come straight to your door. 174 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:24,832 Yeah Tone. Gotta get with the future, man. 175 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,972 They got this app where they got single women, 176 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:29,216 - right? - Yeah they also have this new app where you can... 177 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:32,564 make your husband's best friend disappear. Never come back. 178 00:06:32,599 --> 00:06:33,876 [Audience laughter] 179 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:35,981 So Tony, 180 00:06:36,016 --> 00:06:38,052 How did your bike ride go this morning? 181 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,226 Oh it went great, great, great. 182 00:06:39,260 --> 00:06:42,263 Maxwell has the best sports stories. [Laughter] 183 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:43,817 He's so funny. 184 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:45,301 Bike ride? 185 00:06:45,335 --> 00:06:46,992 Maxwell? What the hell is going on? 186 00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:50,858 Yeah, Tony has quite the man crush on Cheryl's new boyfriend. 187 00:06:50,893 --> 00:06:52,308 What the hell are you talkin' about woman? 188 00:06:52,342 --> 00:06:54,310 Ain't nobody got no damn man crush. Look, 189 00:06:54,344 --> 00:06:56,623 can't two brothers be friends without people labeling it? 190 00:06:56,657 --> 00:06:59,522 Well I mean when me and my friends go out I say me and my girlfriends. 191 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:02,456 Okay, well saying me and my boyfriends sounds a little weird, doesn't it? 192 00:07:02,491 --> 00:07:05,217 I've been your boyfriend for years, Tone. 193 00:07:05,252 --> 00:07:07,944 I'm a boy and I'm your friend. 194 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,532 Shut up, man. 195 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,948 So a, when's your next date with Maxwell? 196 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:13,916 They are not dates, okay? 197 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,435 [Audience laughter] 198 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:18,058 You two-timing me? Got your little bromance goin' on? 199 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:19,818 Wha? Man, we are just friends. 200 00:07:19,853 --> 00:07:21,958 Does he know about Me? 201 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:24,305 Wha he doesn't need to know about you. 202 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,791 Look, we're goin' out for beers later. 203 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:30,001 Can I come? You know what? Second thought, I don't wanna come. 204 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,658 I'm gonna find me my own boyfriend 205 00:07:31,692 --> 00:07:34,177 and then you will come crawlin' back to me, but you can't 206 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:35,938 because I'll be done moved on. 207 00:07:35,972 --> 00:07:37,595 [Audience laughter] 208 00:07:37,629 --> 00:07:39,320 First of all, I'm gonna need you to stop sayin' boyfriend. 209 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:41,253 [Knocking] 210 00:07:41,806 --> 00:07:43,048 [Tony smirks] 211 00:07:45,672 --> 00:07:47,397 Cheryl, what's wrong? 212 00:07:47,432 --> 00:07:49,917 Oh, everything's alright. 213 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:52,437 Just came from a lovely brunch with Maxwell. 214 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,335 - Mm...Ooh. - In a hot air balloon. 215 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,683 - Then we went parasailing - Ah ho, nice. 216 00:07:56,717 --> 00:07:58,581 I broke up with him on the way down. 217 00:07:58,616 --> 00:07:59,893 Why? 218 00:08:01,446 --> 00:08:04,000 I mean ah that, that, that's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that, Cheryl. 219 00:08:04,035 --> 00:08:05,899 Tssh, I'm not. 220 00:08:05,933 --> 00:08:07,124 Friend-wrecker. 221 00:08:07,124 --> 00:08:08,315 [Instrumental Music] 222 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,629 [Instrumental Music] 223 00:08:13,423 --> 00:08:14,873 Oh, hey Tony. 224 00:08:14,908 --> 00:08:17,048 What you doin'? I didn't know you were in here. 225 00:08:17,082 --> 00:08:19,188 - What's in the boxes Lisa? - Oh thee, these boxes right here? 226 00:08:19,222 --> 00:08:21,086 - Uh huh. - Nothin'. Just a few little things. 227 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:23,779 Nothin' much. I like your jacket. 228 00:08:23,813 --> 00:08:26,644 - Is that new? - Yeah. Maxwell gave this to me. You like it? 229 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:28,162 [Lisa exhales] Well first of all, 230 00:08:28,197 --> 00:08:29,647 why do you care how you look in front of Maxwell? 231 00:08:29,681 --> 00:08:32,028 And second of all, you're accepting gifts from him? 232 00:08:32,063 --> 00:08:35,549 And most importantly, you're actually still gonna hang out with this guy? 233 00:08:35,584 --> 00:08:38,276 Yeah well first of all, because I like to look presentable. 234 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:41,555 Second of all, a yeah. And third of all, why not? 235 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:44,662 Because he and Cheryl broke up. 236 00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:47,319 Okay look, me and him didn't break up. 237 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:48,355 [Audience laughter] 238 00:08:48,389 --> 00:08:50,046 Okay, you know what? We're Cheryl's friends. 239 00:08:50,081 --> 00:08:52,221 We are obviously supposed to take her side. 240 00:08:52,255 --> 00:08:53,981 We are Cheryl's neighbor. Only thing we owe 241 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,776 her is the weed whacker I borrowed 6 years ago. 242 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:58,089 It ain't my fault if things didn't work out with them 243 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:01,989 Yeah, but imagine we got divorced and I kept hangin' out with Donnie. 244 00:09:02,024 --> 00:09:04,164 Never happen. He'd always take my side. 245 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:06,822 - I wouldn't bet on that. - Yeah, you got a point there. 246 00:09:07,305 --> 00:09:09,825 I still think it's weird. Maxwell was only bein' nice to you because 247 00:09:09,859 --> 00:09:12,310 you are a friend of his girlfriend's. Or you were. 248 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,070 - Knock if off...Him and I - No. 249 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:16,625 have a real connection, okay? It's special. 250 00:09:16,659 --> 00:09:19,628 Y'all have a special connection? 251 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:22,251 Okay look, remember when we first started dating? 252 00:09:22,285 --> 00:09:25,565 And I started hangin' out with your sister's boyfriends because 253 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,497 I wanted you to like me. 254 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,706 I don't remember that. 255 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,604 Exactly. Cause it never happened. 256 00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:32,882 Oh I see, I see what you did there. 257 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,953 You smart. [Laughter] You so smart. 258 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:37,749 - Alright well enjoy yourself. Have a good time. - Mm hm. Oh right. 259 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:41,132 Have a good night. You should probably get going. Enjoy yourself. 260 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,651 What you doin' on that computer? 261 00:09:42,685 --> 00:09:44,514 - You ain't internet shoppin' again is you? - No. 262 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:46,309 - Ooh. - Hey, what you doin'? 263 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:48,898 I'm just, I'm readin' an email, Tony. 264 00:09:48,933 --> 00:09:50,175 From who? 265 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:53,178 Ah this nice Nigerian prince who wants to send me some money. 266 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,077 - ???? I love when that happens. 267 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:56,596 If you don't mind, let me...give me that. 268 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:58,701 - Tony! What are you doing? - Now I'm doing this for your own good. 269 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,358 - No! No, no, no, no, no no, no. - Bye Felicia. 270 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,224 [Instrumental Music] 271 00:10:05,743 --> 00:10:07,986 Heh hey Tony, how's it go...? - [Whispering] Sssh. Get in here. 272 00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:10,989 What's goin' on? 273 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,750 Nah nah nah. What's goin' on? 274 00:10:13,129 --> 00:10:15,649 - What's wrong? - I don't know. I don't know. I just a 275 00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:18,687 I don't want any neighbors to hear us hangin' out. 276 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:23,519 Mm. Are you worried that Cheryl's gonna be upset that we're still friends? 277 00:10:23,553 --> 00:10:26,073 Pssht, no! Why, you think she'll be upset? 278 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:27,281 No. 279 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:30,526 Well maybe but actually I really have no idea because 280 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,909 well, I don't know Cheryl that well. We didn't date that long. 281 00:10:33,943 --> 00:10:36,774 Yeah I don't really know here that well either. She just my neighbor or whatever. 282 00:10:36,808 --> 00:10:38,430 I mean, what you and I have 283 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,675 is way more special than what me and Cheryl will ever have. 284 00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:44,367 I feel it's, it's hard to make friends after you're 20. 285 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,680 You know I never had a problem makin' new friends. 286 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,924 - Yeah, me neither. You want a beer? - Sure. 287 00:10:49,338 --> 00:10:51,892 A but um, stay in the living room. 288 00:10:51,927 --> 00:10:53,549 You can see the kitchen from the backyard 289 00:10:53,583 --> 00:10:56,517 and Cheryll's backyard is next to my backyard. It's a whole thing. Just.. 290 00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:58,416 [Audience laughter] 291 00:11:01,591 --> 00:11:03,524 So, what's up for tonight? 292 00:11:03,559 --> 00:11:06,596 Hah hah. 293 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:11,429 - I got us court side tickets for the Lakers. - Whaa? [Laughter] 294 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,534 And Lisa didn't want me hangin' out with you. 295 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,158 - Boy I'll tell you. It's Cheryll! 296 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:19,368 [Audience laughter] 297 00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:22,164 Oh it's just Donnie. 298 00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:24,511 Just Donnie? Just Donnie? You get you a new friend, 299 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:25,926 this how you treat your old ones? 300 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:27,100 [Audience laughter] 301 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:29,827 Is that him? Get out the way. 302 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:32,105 Under the blanket. Let me see you! 303 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,314 [Audience laughter] 304 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:37,973 Hi, I'm Maxwell. 305 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:41,424 No I know who you are, Maxwell. 306 00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:43,668 Yeah well a I know who you are too, Donnie. 307 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,670 Oah. Oah you heard somethin' about me, huh? 308 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,776 Did he tell you that I'm old news? Did he tell you that I'm his best 309 00:11:47,810 --> 00:11:50,779 friend he doesn't take out anymore? Well let me tell you somethin' 310 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:54,610 Maxwell, when he's done with you he's gonna throw you out like old news 311 00:11:54,644 --> 00:11:56,819 and come crawlin' back to Donnie. 312 00:11:56,854 --> 00:12:01,099 Look at ya. Wit your nice watch and your perfectly edged up fade. 313 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:02,514 You're pathetic! 314 00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:04,240 [Audience laughter] 315 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:07,243 Look, I got an extra ticket court side 316 00:12:07,278 --> 00:12:09,659 for the Lakers tonight if you want to join us? 317 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:12,628 Let me tell you somethin' man. 318 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:14,388 You think you can buy me? 319 00:12:14,423 --> 00:12:17,771 Then you are absolutely right. I wanna apologize 320 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:18,945 [Audience laughter] 321 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,361 for everything that I said, man. I was way outa line and 322 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,225 the fact that you would invite me, I would love to go to the 323 00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:25,814 basketball game with both you and Tony tonight, man. And another thing, 324 00:12:25,848 --> 00:12:27,332 I don't know why Cheryl dumped you, man. 325 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,920 She's not good enough for you, huh. 326 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,853 Any brother who could get court side seats 327 00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,683 deserves a different type of woman, okay. 328 00:12:33,718 --> 00:12:35,513 Let me get you somethin' to drink man. 329 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,617 [Audience laughter] 330 00:12:36,652 --> 00:12:39,172 [Instrumental Music] 331 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:44,039 Hey Lisa, sorry I'm late. Maxwell took me to meet Kuzma after the game. 332 00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:46,075 What the hell is all this? 333 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:48,906 [Audience laughter] Oh ah Tony, 334 00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,839 I think I may have a problem. 335 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:52,426 Uh, yeah! 336 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,567 What is that sound? 337 00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,535 Is that a drone? 338 00:12:58,122 --> 00:13:00,400 [Buzzing] 339 00:13:01,263 --> 00:13:03,368 [Audience laughter] 340 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:06,682 Is that my package!? 341 00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:08,235 [Instrumental Music] 342 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:09,961 Wait uh. 343 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,860 [Audience laughter] 344 00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,897 [Instrumental Music] 345 00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,968 Tony a teh plee...you gotta wake up. 346 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,177 Oh come on, Lisa. I'm tryin' to sleep over here. 347 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:22,249 Just, just ah I just need my laptop for one minute. 348 00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:25,287 [Groans] Lisa, 349 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:27,013 we've talked about this. 350 00:13:27,047 --> 00:13:28,566 [Stammering] Yeah, no, no, no. It's not, No, no, no, no. I know. I know. I know. 351 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,154 I don't need to shop. 352 00:13:30,188 --> 00:13:33,157 No I just, I gotta, I gotta pay a bill, Tony. They gonna turn the gas off. 353 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,849 [Audience laughter] 354 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:39,128 Alright, but I'm watchin' you. 355 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:41,027 Oah, man I'm exhausted. 356 00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:44,444 Donnie and I hung out with Maxwell pretty late last night. 357 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:47,619 Why are you always too exhausted for me but you're never too exhausted 358 00:13:47,654 --> 00:13:49,725 for Mr. perfect Maxwell? 359 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:51,554 What's a matter? You jealous? 360 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:55,213 Yeah. Honestly I am jealous. And you know what. 361 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:58,113 - You're not allowed to hang out with him anymore. - Alright. 362 00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:02,151 Well then you're not allowed to internet shop anymore. 363 00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:04,982 Try and stop me! 364 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:06,811 [Audience laughter] 365 00:14:07,329 --> 00:14:09,227 D'oh. Chu. 366 00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,127 Who gonna check me, huh? Who gonna check me? 367 00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:13,335 - Man, give me that. - Ah go, go... 368 00:14:13,369 --> 00:14:15,026 Up you know, that's fine. That's fine. 369 00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:16,579 I'll just cut the service off. 370 00:14:16,614 --> 00:14:18,685 Oh well then I will just go to the library and use one of their computers, 371 00:14:18,719 --> 00:14:20,169 okay? 372 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,377 - Okay you know what? We're getting off-point. - What's the point? 373 00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:24,346 the point is, I'm gonna get me and Maxwell back together. 374 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,312 [Laughter] 375 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,383 Cheryl, Cheryl and Maxwell back together. 376 00:14:27,832 --> 00:14:29,144 Of course not. 377 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,249 [Instrumental Music] 378 00:14:31,284 --> 00:14:32,941 Cheryl, thank you so much for coming over. 379 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,080 Can I get you somethin' to drink? 380 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:35,771 Oh I'd die for a spritzer. 381 00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:36,945 Okay, we don't have that, 382 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:38,636 so let's just cut to the chase. 383 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:42,191 I just wanted to find out how you were doing since your breakup with Maxwell? 384 00:14:42,226 --> 00:14:45,022 So thoughtful of you to ask. You know it has been 385 00:14:45,056 --> 00:14:46,886 really difficult dating since my divorce. 386 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,163 - So, - Right, right, right. 387 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:51,925 So exactly what is the reason behind you guys breaking up? 388 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:54,410 - Honestly, [sighs] - Mm hm. 389 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:58,207 - he's just too active. He does so much I couldn't keep up. - Mm. Mm. 390 00:14:58,242 --> 00:14:59,243 He exhausted me. 391 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:00,865 - Whew! Tell me about it. That boy got a motor 392 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,350 boy. I was so tired last, last night just 393 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,214 thinkin' about how tiring it would be. 394 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:08,977 Sure. But no, we ended things amicably. I mean he's a great guy. 395 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:11,807 Mm. So there's a chance you might get back together? 396 00:15:11,841 --> 00:15:13,257 Uh, no. 397 00:15:13,671 --> 00:15:14,672 Maybe? 398 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:15,949 Mm, no. 399 00:15:15,984 --> 00:15:17,399 Would you try for me, please? 400 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:18,124 [Audience laughter] 401 00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,849 Why? Haha 402 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:23,715 - Oh my God, you like him. - Sha Cheryl. 403 00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,959 - You do! Oah. - No da pssht, come on now. 404 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,755 There's only so many court side Lakers games you can go to. 405 00:15:28,789 --> 00:15:30,895 Um luh luh listen. The thing is, 406 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,209 as soon as you broke up with him you know, I was like puh, done! 407 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:37,143 Not good enough for Cheryl, not good enough for me. Kick rocks. 408 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:40,249 Tony, thank you. It is so sweet of you to support me like this. 409 00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,942 - It means a lot. - Oh girl, my pleasure. 410 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,358 - Okay, so how are things with you and Lisa? - Ooh eeh. 411 00:15:45,392 --> 00:15:46,531 Why, what have you heard? 412 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:47,567 [Audience laughter] 413 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:49,155 Oh, nothing. 414 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,847 She did ask to borrow my laptop though. 415 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,194 Cheryl, 416 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,471 What? 417 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:57,957 Lisa has developed quite an addiction. 418 00:15:57,991 --> 00:16:00,925 I'm worried. I don't know what to do. We might end up in the poor house. 419 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,756 Tony, do you know what I love about a friend with an addiction? 420 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:07,380 - Hm. - Intervention! 421 00:16:07,414 --> 00:16:10,279 Can I lead it? I'm so good at it. What are you doing tonight? 422 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,901 [Audience laughter] 423 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:14,594 [Instrumental Music] 424 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:15,975 [Knocking] 425 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,943 - Lisa, are you expecting a package? - Yeah. Always. 426 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,220 [Audience laughter] 427 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,705 Well I hope you ordered 428 00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:24,466 an intervention. 429 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,641 An intervention. For me? 430 00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:31,300 That's right, Lisa. this online shopping has gotten out of control. 431 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,923 So we're here to tell you that we're right, and you wrong. 432 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:38,169 Oh no, actually Rachel, interventions are more about showing love and support. 433 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:40,861 Mm. I'm a stick to right and wrong. 434 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:44,796 Okay you guys, this is seriously really ridiculous. 435 00:16:44,831 --> 00:16:48,455 Ah yes, I buy too many things but I don't have an actual 436 00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,147 - addiction. - I beg to differ. 437 00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,390 My cousin was addicted to caffeine and that cost me less 438 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:54,634 money than you costin' me right now. 439 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,637 Lisa, you buyin' me those shoes is one of the nicest things 440 00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:59,811 anybody's ever done for me. 441 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:02,504 Even though I caught a foot cramp from that foot fist that I made. 442 00:17:02,538 --> 00:17:04,299 [Audience laughter] 443 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:06,025 I object to this whole intervention. 444 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,268 [Overlapping dialogue] 445 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:11,237 Lisa, Rachel has written you a poem describing how she feels. 446 00:17:11,271 --> 00:17:11,892 Rachel, 447 00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,377 [Clears throat] 448 00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,724 Lisa, 449 00:17:16,345 --> 00:17:19,210 You were my sister! 450 00:17:19,245 --> 00:17:22,386 We used to go shopping. 451 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:25,389 Now you shop online. 452 00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:29,496 And our relationship is stopping. 453 00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:30,221 [Audience laughter] 454 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:33,880 And I know somewhere 455 00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,434 deep down inside [chokes up] 456 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:37,539 [Audience laughter] 457 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:41,129 I still love you! 458 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,132 Mm Aaah [sobbing] 459 00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:50,276 Aaah aah aah ah ah. 460 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,484 Uah. 461 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:55,074 Oah Rachel, that was just so beautiful. 462 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,247 Thank you. 463 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:59,630 That was whack. How many ah ah ah's does she have? 464 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:01,701 [Audience laughter] 465 00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:04,773 Sister and online didn't even rhyme. 466 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:07,569 First and third lines of a poem don't need to rhyme, dummy. 467 00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,605 Are we here to talk about bad poetry, 468 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:12,194 or are we here to make Lisa stop spendin' my money? 469 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:16,819 Ah you know what, sometimes addictions are a bandaid covering up pain 470 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,098 Oh Lisa, do you have pain? 471 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,652 You know maybe you're longing for something. 472 00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,895 Well you know, Tony and I 473 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:27,313 haven't been spending as much time together lately. 474 00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,487 Watch out. Lisa baby, do you really feel like 475 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,110 I haven't been paying you enough attention? 476 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:32,490 Tony, yeah. 477 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:35,183 Lately you've been spending all your tim with Ma... 478 00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:36,080 [Audience laughter] 479 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,324 Many other people. 480 00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:41,258 Okay. Well baby I promise to spend more time with you 481 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,950 as long as you stop spendin' so much time online. 482 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,503 Alright? [Doorbell rings] 483 00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:48,265 Ooh, okay so yeah, yeah if that's a delivery I'm just gonna get that last 484 00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:49,852 - one and then that's gonna be it. - Oah. 485 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:52,165 - No more. I'll be done after this One. - Ooh. 486 00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,891 Hey Tony, you ready to go? 487 00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:57,895 - Ah I thought we were supposed to meet tomorrow night? - Maxwell? 488 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,552 Hey Cheryl, 489 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:00,898 Okay, I'm busted. 490 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,314 Cheryl, I'm sorry. I've been hangin' out with Maxwell 491 00:19:03,349 --> 00:19:05,420 even though you guys done broken up, okay? 492 00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:06,835 But Donnie hung out with him too. 493 00:19:06,869 --> 00:19:09,182 Hey, don't throw me under the bus. He was your boyfriend first. 494 00:19:09,217 --> 00:19:10,735 [Audience laughter] 495 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:14,014 Alright you look I'm sorry brother, okay but 496 00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,155 [Sighs] I gotta take Cheryl's side on this. 497 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,846 We can't hang out no more, man. I'm sorry. 498 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,330 I understand. 499 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:22,126 Alright. See y'all. 500 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,163 [Audience Ooh's] 501 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,337 Tony, 502 00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,857 you didn't have to do that for me. I mean I don't 503 00:19:28,891 --> 00:19:30,652 care if you and Maxwell hang out. 504 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:31,963 - Really? - Really. 505 00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,931 Cool. Max, hey Max! 506 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:34,794 [Instrumental Music] 507 00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:36,934 [Instrumental Music] 508 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,211 [Groans] 509 00:19:38,591 --> 00:19:41,180 You know I'm startin' to miss that grocery delivery service. 510 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,941 Oah, you changin' your mind on eh whole online shoppin' thing? 511 00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:46,046 Oh hell, no. We are not goin' back down that rabbit hole. 512 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,393 [Laughter] 513 00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:49,291 Finally, some groceries. 514 00:19:49,326 --> 00:19:51,845 Aw Lisa, look at you. Finally lookin' like yourself again. 515 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,744 - Thank you. You know, I'm just takin' it one day at a time. - That's what's up. 516 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:56,022 Hey Tone, can I borrow a sports jacket? 517 00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:57,196 What do you need a sports jacket for? 518 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,127 [Sighs] 519 00:19:58,162 --> 00:19:59,405 This little restaurant I'm goin' to... 520 00:19:59,439 --> 00:20:01,269 - got a little dress code. - Whaat? 521 00:20:01,303 --> 00:20:03,892 You got you a little hot date, huh? A little bad one. 522 00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,100 A somethin' like that. 523 00:20:05,134 --> 00:20:06,998 I know that's right, player. 524 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,725 What's up, Lisa? 525 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,831 Tony, looking well. 526 00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:15,662 Yo Don, we gotta roll, alright. We got reservations at 7:30. 527 00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:18,527 I told you to wait in the car. 528 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,667 [Under his breath] Get outa here. 529 00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:22,290 Get outa here. 530 00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,154 Mm. 531 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:27,812 How long has this been goin' on? 532 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:30,539 - Uh oh oh that? Ah ha that's - Mm. 533 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:34,302 This is not what it looks like, man. This is 534 00:20:34,336 --> 00:20:36,442 exactly what it looks like. 535 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:37,443 I knew he was the one when he 536 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:38,892 opened up the car door for me. 537 00:20:38,927 --> 00:20:39,686 [Audience laughter] 538 00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,792 Look man, can I just borrow the sports jacket? 539 00:20:41,826 --> 00:20:43,656 Never mind. I'll get it myself. 540 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,485 You got some clean drawers up here? 541 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,074 [Instrumental Music] 542 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:54,114 [Instrumental Music]